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Love sms When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
Love sms One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Love sms When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....



Love sms Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Love sms Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Love sms Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
Love sms If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Love sms Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
Love sms what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Love sms First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Love sms Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Love sms Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Love sms If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
Love sms I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Love sms Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Love sms Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
Love sms At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Love sms The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?
Love sms i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
Love sms An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
Love sms I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
Love sms girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu

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