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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.
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similarity b/w Chewing gum & Begum
What is the similarity b/w

"Chewing gum" & "Begum"

Ans: Both are sweet in the begining

and become tasteless, shapeless &

sticky in the End...:-)

By: Sumaira Malik
OLD LOVE STORY
OLD LOVE STORY:

Start from
Eyes

Grow with
Gifts

End with
Tears

NEW LOVE STORY:

Start from
Mobile

Grow with
Balance Share

End with
Sim Change...:-)

By: Naghma Khan
What did Tarzan think
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
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Wow! New Underwear

By: Naila Soomro

English is difficult language specially for japanese
English is difficult language specially for japanese..

A True Story,
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washington 2 meet Presidnt Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u shake hand wid Obama plz say 'How r u'

Then Obama would say 'I m fine, n u?

'Now u shuld say 'me too'.

Aftrwards we, translators, will handle.

Whn Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?'(instead of 'How r u?')

Obama was a bit shocked bt still managed 2 react wid humor

'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-ha'.

Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-ha...'

By: Naila Soomro
New style of proposing
New style of proposing
Boy: can i take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children,
how their mom looked when she was young....:-)

By: Naila Soomro
Gangster's son tell his dad
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

By: Maha Abro
Having a party
Many electrons were having a party inside an atom

Another atom tried to attack the atom but then

suddenly a superhero rushed in and saved the electrons.

The elecctrons asked him who are you?

He replied,

"Bond......Covalent Bond" ;-)

By: Saba Qureshi
My Gf broke up with me
Boy: My Gf broke up with me & sent me her pictures hugging her new Bf :-(

Frnd: Oh...its 2 bad.

Boy: Yaa I knw...
thats why i sent those pictures 2 her Dad :-P

By: Rooha Baig
What Is LovE
Only Two Persons In This Earth Will B Extremely Happy...

One Who Gets Everything In Love...

&

The One Who Does Not Know What Is LovE...!!

By: Naila Soomro
KYA TUM B
KIA TUM B
Shaam ki Dehleez pe aas ka Deep Jalatay Ho,

Or kisi Aawara patte ki Aahat par,

Darwaze ki Taraf Bhaage Jatay Ho,
KYA TUM B

Dard chhupane ki koshish karte karte,

Aksar thak se jate ho,

Or bila Wajah muskurate ho,

KYA TUM B

Neend se pehle palkon par dheron khawab sajate ho,

Ya phir bistar par Lait kar,

Rotay rotay so jatay ho,

KIA TUM B

Meri tarha
kisi ko chahty ho...?

By: Maha Abro

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