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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..
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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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added on February 13th, 2013



?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…
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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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added on February 15th, 2012



Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga
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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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added on February 11th, 2012



When i want to fall in love
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When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you… :D

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added on February 10th, 2012



Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
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Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked...:<.

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added on February 3rd, 2012



Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..
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Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

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added on February 1st, 2012



Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein
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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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added on January 30th, 2012



Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta
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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..

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added on January 23rd, 2012



Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha
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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

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added on January 22nd, 2012



Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne
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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

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added on January 11th, 2012



You are always wondering around my thoughts
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Does your feet never hurt ??
You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long :D

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added on January 10th, 2012



Newton’s updated first Law of pooondi.
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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

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added on January 7th, 2012



Fitteh Moon Tum idhar bhi agaye
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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

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Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain
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Height Of Fashion:
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’ :D  :D

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Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill
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Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…

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added on December 28th, 2011

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Issi khayaal se guzri hai shaam-e-dard aksar..
Ronay waley tujhe ronay ka saleeqa hi nahi..
Chali hai rasm ke koi na qarzz lottaaye..
Shohrat ki bulandi bhi pal bhar ka tamaasha hai..
Kuch is adaa se ishq ke sadmey uthaayiye..
Ajab apna haal hota jo visaal-e-yaar hota..
Yoon phir raha hai kaanch ka paikar liye huye..
Mili sazaa jo mujhe wo kisi khataa pe na thi..
Juda ho kar bhi jee rahe hain ..
Tark-e-taluqaat pe roya na tu, na main..
Us ne dard bhi apne elhaada kar liye..
Mere gunaahon ko woh dhho deti hai..
Kya sitam hai ke ab teri suurat..
Woh jo geet tum ne suna nahin..
Koshish ke baad bhi jo poori na ho sakin..
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Issi khayaal se guzri hai shaam-e-dard aksar.. April 17, 2014
Issi khayaal se guzri hai shaam-e-dard aksar, Ke dard hadh se jo guzre ga muskuraa doon ga.. … […]
Ronay waley tujhe ronay ka saleeqa hi nahi.. April 16, 2014
Ronay waley tujhe ronay ka saleeqa hi nahi, Ashqq peenay ke liye hain bahaney ko nahi.. … […]
Chali hai rasm ke koi na qarzz lottaaye.. April 15, 2014
Chali hai rasm ke koi na qarzz lottaaye, Kisi bhi shakhs ko ab tum udhaar mat dena.. … […]
Shohrat ki bulandi bhi pal bhar ka tamaasha hai.. April 15, 2014
Shohrat ki bulandi bhi pal bhar ka tamaasha hai, Jis ddaal pe bethe ho woh toot bhi sakti hai.. … […]
Kuch is adaa se ishq ke sadmey uthaayiye.. April 14, 2014
Kuch is adaa se ishq ke sadmey uthaayiye, Dil gham se ro raha ho, magar muskuraayiye.. … […]
Ajab apna haal hota jo visaal-e-yaar hota.. April 14, 2014
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Yoon phir raha hai kaanch ka paikar liye huye.. April 13, 2014
Yoon phir raha hai kaanch ka paikar liye huye, Ghaafil ko yeh gumaan hai ke pathar na aye ga.. … […]
Mili sazaa jo mujhe wo kisi khataa pe na thi.. April 13, 2014
Mili sazaa jo mujhe wo kisi khataa pe na thi, Mujh pe jurm jo sabit hua woh wafa ka tha..!! … […]
Juda ho kar bhi jee rahe hain .. April 12, 2014
Juda ho kar bhi jee rahe hain muddat se, Kabhi dono hi kehte they yoon ho nahi sakta.. … […]
Tark-e-taluqaat pe roya na tu, na main.. April 12, 2014
Tark-e-taluqaat pe roya na tu, na main, Lekin yeh kya ke chein se soya na tu, na main.. … […]
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