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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! soha

I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek

R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek

hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz

Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] slezz

AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh
yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz.... Ajnabee

Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_aliza

roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you pelo

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! Mukhoji

Mohabbat nigahe karti hain, Tadapna dil ko padta H

Dil Ke Bazaar Me Doulat Nahi Dehki Jati
Pyar Ho Jaye To Surat Nahi Dekhi Jati
Ek Hi Insan Par Luta Do Sab Kuch Kyonki
Pasand ho Cheez to To Kimat Nahi dekhi Jati

Pyar Humne Kiya Hai Pyar Tumne Kiya H
Yaar Phir Imtihaan Kyon Zamane Ne Liya H

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..

Haal-e-dil ae dilbar hum tujhe kaise kahen,
Jo dard hai dil me use kaise sahen,
Rone se teri tasveer kahin mit na jaye par,
Jab dard hai dil me to ashk kaise na bahen.

Zulfon me teri hai meri jannat basi,
Har gam ko chuupa leti hai teri ye dilkash hansi..
Meri har yaad me teri surat hai basi,
Jo tum mil jao to meri duniya me aa jaye dilkashi..

Aansu Hai Ankho Me
Par Beh Nahi Sakte
Duniawalo Se Darte Hain
Islie Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte
Par Ye to Aap Bhi Samajhte Honge
Ki Hum Aapke Bina Reh Nahi Sakte

Ishq tujhse karta hoon
main zindagi se zyada
Main darta nahi maut se
teri judaii se zyada
Chahe to aazmale mujhe
kisi aur se zyada
Meri zindagi me kuch nahi
teri mohabbat se zyada

Aap Haso To Khushi Mujhe Hoti Hai
Aap RuthoTo Ankhe Meri Roti Hai
Aap Dur JaoTo Becheni Hoti Hai
Mehsus Karke Dekho PyarMe Zindgi Kaisi Hoti Hai.

Ankhon main rehne wale ko yaad nahi karte,
dil main rehne wale se baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh main bas gaye ho app
tabhi to milne ki fariyad nahi karte.

ab chain hai na karar, rahta hai dil bekarar
madhosh hai zindagi, jabse hua unse pyar
lagta hai unke bina, mumkin nahi zindagi,
woh na ho kuch bhi na ho, woh hain toh sab hai yahin..

chuna hai ab ye aasma, dhundega humko ye jahan
khushiyon ke rang leke sang sang, har pal khushi se ji lo
hothon pe liye pyari si hansi, kaanton se phool chun lo...

samet lo sitaron ko hathon mein apne
bahut door tak rat hirat hogi
musafir hain hum bhi, musafir ho aap bhi
kahin na kahin, phir mulaqat hogi..

Har CHeeZ Main tu nazar aaye to
Kya kru ?
Har Cheez teri yad dilaye to kya kru ?
meri adat nhi k main jagu sari rat
teri yade jagaye to kya kru ?

Haal-e-Dil Tujhko Sunata ..
Dil Ager yeh Bol Pata..
Bakhuda Tujhko hai Chahta Jaan

Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai….

Jitna pyar hai aapse,
Us se aur jyada pane ko jee chahta hai,
Jaane woh kaun si khoobee hai aap me,
Ki har rishta aap se banane ko jee chahta hai…

Zindagi ke liye jaan zaruri hai,
Pane kle liye arman zaruri hai,
Hamare paas chohe ho kitna hi gham,
Par aapke chehre par muskan zaruri hai…!

Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin…