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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:


Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena Halwai ne jaise
Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta


  By: Noman
GOLU Ko CHirag Milla Chirag Ragra ,
GOLU Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

GOLU

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo


  By: PAGALPANTI
GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne be
GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..


  By: PAGALPANTI


Santa kissed his girl friend in the park
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married


  By: PAGALPANTI
Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay unde
Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."


  By: PAGALPANTI
GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift d
GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha
GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free


  By: PAGALPANTI
GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY
GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

GOLU forwarded it 2 all.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 lark
Ye scooty kab li?
GOLU:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hai
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain


  By: PAGALPANTI
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" B
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..


  By: PAGALPANTI


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 Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
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 Funny SMS In Urdu In Hindi In English Jokes Boyfriend Messages Images Pictures Jokes In English Jokes In Urdu
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